The Phony Tony Blues by Sean O'Shannessy published on 2013-08-26T12:35:06Z The Phony Tony Blues (To the tune of "Summertime Blues") We got a dog called Phony Tony He's not real clever he's a one trick pony When the dog whistle blows you'll hear him barking at the gate "My only agenda's abuse lies and hate" He's got nothing to say but he's always in the news There's just one cure for the Phony Tony blues Our one eyed attack dog old Phony Tony He's like his lies all skin and bony For his rabid pack of clowns there aint nothing he won't say "Better get it in writing if you want to trust me" With God's forgiveness he's got nothing to lose There's only one cure for the Phony Tony Blues He's not too brave our Phony Tony He never picks on no one if he's all aloney He loves to beat up women the weak the sick the poor When rich aunty Gina calls he simpers like a whore Laps up Uncle Rupert's vomit and then he begs for more There's only one cure for the Phony Tony Blues He pisses on reason our Phony Tony While the weatherman's on he's howling at the moony Sniffin' other dog's suppositories 'n lickin his own balls Truth rings the doorbell n he cringes down the hall From the stink of mange it seems he's heading for a fall You know there's just one cure for the Phony Tony Blues Genre Satire News Comment by ledbelly love love it sean , u so clever.. want more x led 2013-09-03T00:08:17Z